Random Thought 13

Or, Why I Am Single.

And probably will remain that way.  Forever.  I am 24 years old now and I have never had a boyfriend.  Now, you can tell me that’s really young to be worrying about this stuff, but I’m not kidding when I say that I have never ever dated anyone longer than a month.  This isn’t even the problem.

You see, since I’ve started grad school, I’ve had some time to think about all this stuff.  You get home by 2 or 3pm everyday and procrastinate a lot, and you end up with time to think.  My problem is that I am attracted to inappropriate men.  And they are attracted to me.  No matter how inappropriate or in what way they are inappropriate, I will end up attracted.  It’s very frustrating.

So here’s what I’m saying, right now.  STOP IT.  Inappropriate men – STOP going after women looking for an appropriate man!  You know you are inappropriate!  Leave us alone!  I realize this is my fault, too, I’m not an idiot and I don’t have a martyr’s complex, but seriously!  Inapproriate men just distract us from what our real goals are.  And let’s be honest, women get distracted easily.  So please, go back to whatever is making you inappropriate and leave appropriate women alone.

Me, I’m going to hole myself up in my apartment for a little longer, and then continue to look for an appropriate man.